i am writing this as requested by my girlfriend brandie, who had a bad case of the bunchy pockets last night. from poor sewing to dryer pucker or whatever the case may have been, this did not deter her from looking adorable (as per usual) in her lovely dress. Unfortunately, the bunchy pockets were pissing her off.
so im just gonna put this into the cosmic universe in hopes that some bunchy pocket fairy will just commit suicide and we can all go on to live a regular pocket life.
the end.
