My mother and I text so rarely, she prefers calling and leaving the same voice messages "oh hi, janelle. it's your mom... and then message to follow." and so it was a super treat when i came across this text in my phone from last year. I have to wonder if she will be on it again this year. That part will have... to be continued.
April 10th 2012 - Introduced my mother to a package of tiny yellow marshmallow chicks called peeps that i dug out of my purse during a our weekly dinner. she commented on the sugar content, my diet, hereditary diabetes and then didn't act like she enjoyed her free demo peep at all.
April 14, 2012: Dinner at Mom's tonight. currently 8:30AM
Mom: bring more peeps. -love your mom
Me: what? i think you've had enough peeps. hater.
Mom: and? you're not allowed sugar on your diet. -mom
*15 minutes later*
Mom: don't forget the peeps. -mom
*5 minutes later*
Mom: Peeps are at the Mall. -mom
Me: I'm late for work. I'll look on break.
Mom: Once a year. -mom
Me: What? no...
3:45 pm the same day:
Mom: peeps season is short. -mom
Me: They have them all the freaking time.
Mom: are you sure? -mom
Me: Omg yes. 100% across the line for sure.
Mom: life is good. -mom
5:54 pm April 22, 2012:
Mom: peeps. -mom
Dear Mom, please stop signing each text and email. i have a pretty good idea it's from you. also please watch this yellow peep blow a giant fart in the microwave. mmmmm peeps.
