i fucking hate mondays.

let's just say... this is what it would look like if dawson saw me wake up this morning. yikes.

currently on my playlist.

There's probably only 7 people on earth who actually know what they're doing during the whole smelling, swirling and sipping wine thing.

this is my list.

spring is flavored vodka. white grape, vanilla. mmm

summer is gin. gd, i love gin with loads of mint and fresh lime.

fall is rye, whisky and assorted ports and wine.

winter is always golden, spiced or dark rum and assorted beer.

my birthday is october 5th and we always celebrate with champagne. asti spumante is the equivalent to liquid candy and is most definitely an allowable birthday treat. it's an old italian family tradition and i love tradition.

grilled peaches are the perfect summer treat

my favorite summer snacks.

dessert - hot grilled peaches with fresh cut strawberries and frozen blueberries.

salad - finely chopped mango, red onion, yellow peppers, fresh basil & real crab. chopped mint optional

i love food, but absolutely no preservatives are allowed on this diet. it feels good.

BBQ your peaches in wedges or slices. it doesn't take long. if you are not watching your calories then you can use thick maple syrup to glaze. a never fail is sprinkling brown sugar on top and placing under broiler for 1-3 minutes. keep watch. it caramelizes quickly. this is good on a baked salmon as well.

ice cream or fresh whip cream optional.

just watched this movie in german with english subtitles. turns out there was an english version. fek, i can be a dumbass sometimes. anyways, i give it 2 lollipops. that's a double thumbs up.

All out of clean spoons so i guess i'll have to eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.

seriously enjoying this strict diet. yay.

because its cool to make digital photography look analog.

you may have noticed that the majority of photos on this site are quite colorful, bordered and just different than regular photos really. Well, i'm going to let you in on my little secret... to find out more about the iphone app that i use to bring a kick of life to this silly little blog of mine... check out more.

backyard sunday.

today i intend to plant my ass in my over priced lawn furniture and soak up some much needed sun. i hardly get to use it because I always lose the weather lottery on my days off but today its hot and sunny and some of my flowers are in bloom. something smells highly of Hawaiian Tropic and Gin out here. woo, it's me. i <3 summer.

i want beta to take lessons from this little fartstick. jajajajajajajaja!

watch it now. 

1. wait for the count down.

2. continue as free user.

3. select the black and white box with arrow (not the red circle with the arrow.)

4. close all pop up windows.

5. pause it. you might need to let it buffer.

6. go grab a snack for the show.

 

 watch the trailer.

i really did like this show and my proof is in the fact that I sat still and watched it intently from beginning to end. the last time i did that was for the adjustment bureau which was also a phenomenal movie. i watched it twice. Saioirse Ronan rocked the lovely bones... and now this! I don't think you will be disappointed.

TRY A VIRTUAL MAKEOVER.

nothing says "screw work, and screw personal hygiene" quite like last night's bar stamp on my hand.

raw footage from an idiot.

sent from nadine's iphone

i received this via text. i love how she has decided to film it with her iphone camera instead of just forwarding the link from her computer, the computer she's using to film this.
this is pure. stupid. awesomeness.

is it possible to live through a buck to the face?

roadhouse.