janelle: Do you often find yourself thinking, “man, I could really use a 1-ton wine rack transformer. That’d really round out the living room.”

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Do you often find yourself thinking, “man, I could really use a 1-ton wine rack transformer. That’d really round out the living room.”

Me too, viewer, me too. Now you can make your dream a reality by buying the only wine-rack transformer in existence! Made from recycled automobile and motorcycle parts, this booze-tending behemoth is being sold on Craigslist by a guy from Phoenix, AZ.

It’ll set you back 7000 dollars, but really though, it’s a 2000-pound Optimus Prime wine rack. Do I really need to convince you any further?