Istvan Puskas, a 52-year-old tractor driver from Tiszaors, Hungary decided that just riding tractors was cramping his style a bit. So he decided to build his own fully functional wooden motorcycle. As if that wasn’t enough to send the swagmeter off the charts, he decided to pose with his creation wearing what appears to be a medieval horned helmet. In my life, if I am ever half this cool, I will be a happy woman.